This story is crazy !!!!
This story is obviously disturbing. But hey the guy was in alone, doors locked, so leave him alone, each to their own. Was he framed for this? Was he geared up with suitable rubber? Did they ring the bell before entering? Do we all have to tread carefully now at home in case they brake our door down to our pad? Do we need to chain our doors? Can’t think of any more to puncture your day and pump up your laughter, too tyring. Wait, there’s one more, I spoke too soon 
I bet thinking up all those puns was an uphill struggle. But you seem to have coasted through.